1. Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava introduce petrol ya sachets.
2. Wapunguze bei ya Mutura na Mahindi choma.Kwani wanatumia Gas kuchoma Mahindi?
3. Siku za mwizi ziongezwe zikue ka 68 ju kumekauka.
4. bei ya iPhone ireduce ju mtu bite hio apple.
5. tissue paper itolewe the second sheet. inakuwanga ya nini by the way?
6. KBC ionyeshe game za Euros. Ni DSTV tutalipia ama ni rent?
7. Ile light inakuanga at the end of the tunnel izimwe ku save energy.
8. Blue band na SuperLoaf washikane tuuziwe mkate ikiwa already imepakwa BB
9. Iyo shamba enye iko between a rock and a hard place, ma youth wapewe tupande maindi
10. Turudishiwe hiyo Bob iko kwa jina ya Collymore Ipigane na Dollar.
11. Miguna Miguna anyang'anywe jina moja wapatie wenyewe hawana majina kama Nameless .
12. Gava ifungue Mr.Broke.Hatuwezi bei ya Mr.Price
13.kama fegi ni 7 bob ambia shopkeeper aivute mpaka ifike ya 5 bob akuuzie
14.Taxation on weaves and other fake hair should go up to curb the killing of poor horses.
15. If you spend more than 30K on a chic umelipa deposit ya dowry. Make sure you show her parents the receipts.
16. PK irudi 4bob
17. Brookside Dairies should offer a Cheap 100ml pack of milk called BrokeSide
18. Elections zifanywe kwa FB na Twitter ndio ikuwe cheap. Balance wapatie masufferer
19.parliament si club, hiyo speaker inaitwa marende iuzwe
20.Alwayz ikuwe sometyms..,
21.Airtel ichangiwe kuwa roadtel..
Why lie this is Kenya for you
complied from various tweets #BudgetYaMasufferer @bigboyke
www.plus254kenya.blogspot.com
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