community came up with ways of identifying the so popular Nigerian movies. Take a look...
1. A man will always bleed from the mouth after being shot in the leg
2. The T.V. still makes noise even if you put it on volume 1.
3. Millionaires have a "gate Man" instead of an electric gate.
4. A flashback plays for 40 minutes.
5. A track is played in the background until the end.
6. Women wake up with makeup and ear rings in the morning.
7. A ghost first looks both sides before crossing the road
8. They spend 30mins showing someone packing, moving out of the house, boarding a bus all the way to
the village.
9. Qualified medical doctors always refer patients to witch doctors.
10. After shooting a character and he dies he sometimes opens his eyes not knowing the camera is still on him.
11. A dark and ugly baby grows up to be the hunk in the movie e.g. Van Vicker or Ramsey Noah
12. When an actor/actress is growing up, he/she enters an uncompleted building and comes out an adult.
13. When a police man spends fifteen minutes threatening to kill an armed
robber, spends another five minutes cocking the gun (as the victim stands there watching) and then spends
another ten minutes shouting, "I will kill you today," after which he shoots
his gun (the sound is often not in sequence with the trigger pull).
14. When an actor/actress carries has same hairstyle for 6 years in a movie.
15. A shoot-out takes place in front of a glass house and no single glass pane is cracked or broken.
16. When a mad actor/actress goes to the waste bin and picks up a freshly made bread, fruits and food
17. The thugs are always in black and tie black ribbons on the head with dark glasses and always found in incomplete buildings.
18. The actresses dress like they are going clubbing when they are just going to visit their grandmothers in the Village.
19. When an actress wears makeup0and combs her hair before going to bed.
20. When you see half naked models on the cover of the disc who may not even appear on any scene in the
movie.
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